(1) RAMPAGE THROUGH A SHOPPING MALL IN A TANK.

(2) GET MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND. DISCOVER THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE BEING RESCUED BY A SHIPLOAD OF HOTTIE GIRL PIRATES.

(3) SET UP MY OWN MAFIA AND BECOME A GODFATHER.

(4) START A NEW DANCE CRAZE.

(5) WRITE AND DIRECT CHERUB: THE MOVIE, SEE IT GROSS A BILLION DOLLARS AND SWEEP THE OSCARS. I'LL GIVE SPIELBERG A SHOT AT THE SEQUELS.

(6) SEE A CAR CRASH INTO A PETROL TANKER AND EXPLODE, LIKE IN THE MOVIES.

(7) GET AWARDED A MEDAL FOR SERVICES TO LITERATURE. AFTER THE AWARD CEREMONY, I'LL SNEAK INTO THE QUEEN'S PRIVATE BATHROOM AND PUT SUPERGLUE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT.

(8) GO INTO A PUB AND START A HUGE BRAWL. THE WHOLE PLACE GETS TRASHED, BUT I WALK OUT WITHOUT A SCRATCH.

(9) SNUFF OUT THE OLYMPIC TORCH JUST BEFORE IT ARRIVES FOR THE OPENING CEREMONY.

(10) STAND IN A MASSIVE EMPTY STADIUM RIGGED UP WITH A ROCK BANDS HALF-MILLION WATT PA SYSTEM AND JAM ON AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.