(1) FANTASY BOOKS.

(2) PEOPLE WHO STAND AT THE BUS STOP FOR TEN MINUTES THEN START FIDDLING AROUND GETTING THEIR CHANGE OUT WHEN THEY GET ON THE BUS.

(3) KETCHUP.

(4) PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVER CHECK THEIR E-MAIL.

(5) TV SHOWS ABOUT DECORATING OR GARDENING.

(6) THE COUNTRYSIDE.

(7) WEBSITES WITH FLASH INTROS.

(8) PICNICS.

(9) GETTING CHASED BY COWS.

(10) TREES.

(11) THAT PINK MARBLE STUFF YOU GET IN HOTEL BATHROOMS.

(12) PEOPLE WITH BEARDS (ESPECIALLY WOMEN).

(13) DOING MY ACCOUNTS.

(14) HAVING TO LOOK AT STUFF SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO BUY WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING.

(15) MOSAICS.

(16) BIG ANGRY DOGS.

(17) MUSTARD.

(18) ROMANTIC COMEDY.

(19) FISHFINGERS.

(20) CIGARETTE SMOKE.

(21) SAVELOYS.

(22) ANYONE WHO LACKS THE COMMON SENSE TO REALISE THAT ARSENAL ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD.

(23) PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO WRITE COMPLICATED MESSAGES IN THEIR BOOKS AT A SIGNING WHEN YOU HAVE A QUEUE OF 236 FANS WAITING.

(24) PEOPLE WHO GO ON ABOUT WINNING THE LOTTERY.

(25) SWIMMING.

(26) WASHING UP.

(27) PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY PREFER HARRY POTTER TO CHERUB.

(28) PEOPLE WHO DO BIG LISTS OF THINGS THEY DISLIKE BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE BEING CLEVER AND FUNNY.